Yeah, and I saw a bunch of biker titties and shit, when I was smoking" - The Nay

The Trailer Space field trip was a success! Spot, Nay Nay, JJ, and G Low were joined by Brett Allen (took the photo above) and Gerard Cosloy (the guy to took the video below) and fun was had by all involved. The game was lively and our presence in the stands was emboldened by schrooms, beers and Express Dogs (which were VERY quick)

oh. and this happened.

"It was always easy to find an unhappy woman" - Moe Bandy

Things get weird when it starts to get hot because the sun is closer to Texas than anywhere else in the world. Texan brains cook and it's not even June. As they cook, shit comes up. The lakers lose (ed. note - told ya), You get kicked out of 2 bars in one AFTERNOON after trying out for THE REMAKE OF SLACKER (ed. note - this is not made up, and it happened to 2 men, one of them got in trouble and the other man lamented that he's never had anal sex at 32 years old.), Recumbent bikes and Segways still roam the town and your newly cooked brain won't let you yell at them because it's just too hot for that. Some people set skateboards on fire, and I dunno....sluts.

The last two weeks here at the shop have been a non stop bro-down. Blame the NBA playoffs and the temperature, but chicks just haven't been coming around too much lately, despite our daily showering and other charms. OH well. We still have eachother, a mutual hate for the Miami Heat and a shared admiration for....i dunno...sluts.

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. ~Nancie J. Carmody

Here is a half assed wrap up.

The Camera Broke, so while we're dealing with that, We got a youtube video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFx2HNRRcr4

and this here picture, swiped from White Mystery's facebook.

To be blunt, this year was fucking insane. We were surrounded by friends, and overwhelmed by visitors but we made it....bong in hand. Definitely more people around than last year, but suprisingly, we had only one case of someone being a total and complete moron AND a piece of shit (more on that NEVER). Everyone acted like real human beings and we THANK YOU for that. Big ups to: White Mystery, Davila 666, Personal e los Pizzas, Lee, Sean and Brian from our sister store BURGER RECORDS, Apache (and the bassists Dad) Johnny Matzah, Craig, Colonel Abe, PBR, Scion, Dolce Vida Organic Tequila and whoever else we're missing. SUPER BIG THANKS to Graham Low, Will Zech, Lyle Brooks and Nay Nay for helping keep things going well.

See you next year. Don't pee in the neighbors yard, Give us Our Pens Back

ps. This was sent to us by Michael from the Software Advice Blog. Funny Stuff

http://www.softwareadvice.com/articles/uncategorized/sketches-of-sxsw-archetypes-the-view-from-a-local-company/

sure. sxsw day 2

the camera broke. So here's some quotes from today. Names changed in hopes you won't ask about it later.

"Yeah, he's definitely a pussy, but the other guys don't wanna play with just two guitars and a bass" - dude

"You must put up with alot." - J.M

"I aint doin shit this year, Im only here untill the girl im fucking wants to leave" - dude with the right attitude

"Yeah, he sucks, and yeah, we hate him, but lets try not antagonizing and humiliating him. Let's just be nice to him so he'll go away and we can forget about eachother." - Dude with the right Idea

"They're like that New York band, Suicide, but if they were totally boring and fronted by parents who like to adopt." - You don't need to know

"So the theme this afternoon was 6 hours of bitches who think they can sing?" - Man

"I wish I was from california so I can live on top of a rainbow, piss lemonade, have a unicorn for a pet and smile." - resonable thinker.

"I like this band because she's convinced she's important and her music is delightfully ignorable." - Guess who.

"Where's Trailer Space?" - dumbass.

"The truth? of course I know Will Zech." - god.

Are you drinking water? DRINK WATER.

"I just wanted to make sure our first song can be called "white cock sucking angels"? Cool?" Brian Schmitz

Day 1. We're almost done with the tequila and the crusties are mad that we asked them to tip. Here is the rule about getting hooked up. 1. NEVER show up EXPECTING to get hooked up.
2. Free still means you should tip.
3. Fuck you, you're getting this for free.

Vaz. Men. Doing man shit. By Man Shit we mean rocking. Hard. With no complaints.

Shit and Shine. Doing man shit. By Man Shit we mean rocking. Hard. With no complaints.

From Left to Right. Maddux (from Del Rio), Roger Quintana and Miguel Quintana. These 2 browns (and one honorary brown) set up shop and cooked a bunch of food for DONATIONS ONLY. The reason, because they wanted to make sure that people visiting our city were fed. MEN.
ps. These guys cook bbq by trade, but they made vegetarian tacos and ACTIVELY SOUGHT to give them out to non meat eaters. Heart and Soul. Get into it.

Real ass motherfuckers. From left to right. John H (supporter), Brian S (instigator). the dude from What Made Milwaukee Famous (the dude from What Made Milwaukee Famous), Ish (who fucking rules) and Katherine S (the realest woman in town. Deal with it)

Mike is sad too that the tequila is gone for the day (he doesn't drink) See you tomorrow.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. - Jimmy Buffet

This is a closet full of beer. This means we're ready for SXSW. We even got a P.A. for the occasion WITH MONITORS for our cadre of artists. We're ready for the huddled, drunken masses. Armed with this beer and 42 bottles of tequila thanks to Dolce Vida Organic Tequila, we will welcome the world with open arms to our little galaxy of fun. We're going to throw things, lose our voices and blow shit up. Be sure to keep checking back here for daily updates on the shenaniganry that's going to be happening. It's going to be a good time. See the post before this one for our lineup. Be safe, take care of yourself, DRINK WATER SOMETIMES, have fun and above all else BRING BEER.

This is our sweet new sidewalk board, it was made for us by the amazing Mike Combs. You can check out his other artistic concerns at www.factoryreject.org

[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. ~Desiderius Erasmus

In preparing for sxsw (see above picture, Spot and JJ are represented on the left, Everyone else in the world, on the right) we find ourselves drinking a little less, eating a little better and running around a little more. Minor adjustments to handle the minor hassle of 200,000 people coming into our city for a long, drunk weekend;a weekend where they all think it's ok to act the way they do. In the spirit of gentlemanliness, we won't say how they act, but any veteran of this esteemed and tastmaking (ed. note - huh, yeah) festival knows what that is. It is ok for them to act that way too, they're on brain vacation and we've got plenty of good bands and free beer to keep us occupied. Occupied and well away from electro/indie/psyche whatever the hell and whoever the hell it's sponsored by.

Trailer Space Stands There and Watches SXSW 2011

NOTE - We're opening at 12 on all these days but we say alot of things, give us a break. Shows all are going to start around 2pm and end at Midnight.

SIDE NOTE - IF YOU SEE A BLANK THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN CALL AND BEG US TO GET ON A SHOW. WE GOT THIS COVERED.

Tues - 3/15 - Monofonus Press

7:00 - Shit and Shine

8:00 - Expensive Shit

8:30 - Vaz

9:00 - Hubble

Wed - 3/16 - Burger Records

2:00 - Types/Guadalupe Plata

2:30 - Summer Twins

3:00 - Feeding People

3:30 - White Mystery

4:00 - Jaill

4:30 - Mean Jeans

5:00 - Bad Sports

5:30 - Dreamed/Marshmellow Ghost

6:00 - Devon Williams

6:30 - Break

7:00 - Cosmonauts

7:30 - Audacity

8:00 - Shannon e Los Clams

8:30 - Apache

9:00 - Wrong Words

9:30 - Peach Kelli Pop

10:00 - Hunx and his Punx

10:30 - Personal and the Pizzas

11:00 - Conspiracy of Owls

11:30 - King Tuff

Thursday Mar 17 - Volar Records/I Hate Rock n Roll/Colonel Abe Present. Sponsored by InCase, Scion, PBR, La Record, Dirty Laundry TV

115-145 - Devon Williams

200-230 - Blood Beach

245-315 - Pujol

330-400 - Ale Mania

415-445 - TBA

500-530 - SPECIAL GUESTS

545-615 - No Joy

630-700 - La Sera

715 - Wax Museums/Unholy Two

Thursday Mar 17 - Certified PR Presents

7:15 - 7:40 The Onions (Manitowoc, WI)

7:55 - 8:20 Mickey (Chicago, IL)

8:35 - 9:00 Love Collector (Austin, TX)

9:15 - 9:40 Ramma Lamma (Milwaukee, WI)

9:55 - 10:20 Outer Minds (Chicago, IL)

10:35 - 11:15 People's Temple (Lansing, MI)

11:30 - close John Wesley Coleman III (Austin, TX)

Fri Mar 18 - Volar Records/I Hate Rock n Roll/Colonel Abe Present. Sponsored by InCase, Scion, PBR, La Record, Dirty Laundry TV

130-200 - Shining Path

215-245 - Paul Cary

300-330 - Natural Child

345-415 - Oh Seees

430-500 - White Mystery

515-545 - King Tuff

600-630 - Strange Boys

645-700 - Vomettes

700-730 - DJ Chris Ziegler

730-745 - Dikes of Holland

Fri Mar 18 - Friends of Electrical Audio

8:00 - The Uncertain Sea

8:30 - Whales

9:00 - Transmontane

9:30 - We'll Go Machete

10:00 - Most Efficient Women (members of Drug Mountain)

11:00 - The Gary

Sat Mar 19 - Volar Records/I Hate Rock n Roll/Colonel Abe Present. NERVES DAY Sponsored by InCase, Scion, PBR, La Record, Dirty Laundry TV

© DJ Mr. Jonathan Toubin between bands

115-145 - Sandwitches

200-230 - Hunx and his Punx

245-315 - Shannon and the Clams

330-400 - Ratas Del Vaticano

415-445 - Audacity

515-545 - Davila 666

600-630 - Grass Widow

645-715 - Personal and the Pizzas

Sat Mar 20 - Friends of Electrical Audio

8:00 - Post Honeymoon

8:30 - Yoctonaut

9:00 - Trendspotter Acrobat

9:30 - Half Mile Fox Fur

10:00 - The Fervor

11:00 - Merlin Wall

Spring is here! GO LOVE SOMETHING.