Dog days of summer. The shop is curiously devoid of customers. The sun seems to be too much for Austin at large (despite this being a MILD summer) so the Trailer Space day to day has slowed down to the following:
1. Is soccer on today?
2. Let's blow some shit up with fireworks
3. Who wants to throw in on beer?
4. Oh look, its the crappy band that's playing here tonight.
5. Who wants to throw in on beer?
That's not to say we haven't been having fun. Our friends have been lighting us up with the spark of their wit and the precision and passion they have for killing time. In honor of this, here are a few quotes from some of the best and brightest we've heard this week. Names changed to protect the innocent, bring us some beer and we'll rat them out in a heart beat.
"I'm all about late term abortion. Life doesn't begin until you can shuffle, cut and deal a deck of cards." - Jacob S.
"I can't imagine a vagina being any dryer than it is when it's in our place." - Bill C.
"I have a friend who has the gout right now. He has staph, too." Bryan S.
"People Crazy in Austin. They all drive like they diggin' somethin out they ass." Houston Sid
"Sometimes you have to play hard to get, espicially when you have no lube." Mark R.
"What the fuck is your problem? With all that ORganic food you spend your money on, you better be shitting like a champion!" Matt
"That was the time that I knocked the bumper off that guys car...yeah, fuck that guy." Matt
"I remember this place back in the day, it used to be called "Rat Turds in the Ceiling"." Mark R